Posts tagged: sex
Hang with people like that and the world is a happier place.
“There’s a lot of sex going on,” says women’s soccer goalkeeper Hope Solo, a gold medalist in 2008. How much sex? “I’d say it’s 70 percent to 75 percent of Olympians,” offers world-record-holding swimmer Ryan Lochte, who will be in London for his third Games. “Hey, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.”
At the 2000 Sydney Games, 70,000 condoms wasn’t enough, prompting a second order of 20,000 and a new standing order of 100,000 condoms per Olympics.
The greatest, most insightful and most quotable article ever written.
Laura has these!
Actually I have “Why I Must Get Drunk With You” but these look fun too.
“I see you have fine taste,”
the Wolf said, eyeing my basket of flowers,
“step off of the path, if you’d like to,
and we’ll while away a few hours.”
“Don’t do it!” the Huntsman cried out,
“Think of your honor, your virtue!
He’s a jerk, you don’t know any better.
Come with me, and I never will hurt you.”
A typical Nice Guy, the Huntsman:
his aim is to own and defeat me
“Wolf,” I said, “you want what I want,
so get on your knees then, and eat me.”
Murphy’s Law will always fuck you up. Always.
Avi Steinberg, The Paris Review, Checking Out.
A brief history of libraries, librarians, and sex in which we learn that “again and again,” in contemporary library-porn lit, “the neglected love life of the librarian is a stand-in for the doomed state of the library generally.”