Ted: Everyone has an opinion on how long it takes to recover from a breakup.
Lily: Half the length of the relationship.
Marshall: One week for every month you were together.
Robin: Exactly 10,000 drinks, however long that takes.
Barney: You can’t measure something like this in time; there’s a series of steps- from her bed to the front door. Bam! Out of there. Neeeeext!
Ted: The moment you meet that person who gets you back in the game.