Bella: You're a...vampire.
Edward: bitch i might be
exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest: Things that need to be more affordable: -plane tickets -whole, natural foods -gas -workout clothing -phone bills -University (education) tuition Things that need to be more expensive: -processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket -cigarettes -alcohol
laugh-addict: picric acid pretty accurately sums up my opinion of taking a chemistry class
The library is inhabited by spirits that come out of the pages at night.– Isabel Allende (via 13thmoon)
Do you know what it’s like for Indian immigrants to have their sons drop out of...– The Mindy Project (via greypianokeys)
I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for...– Jonathan Carroll (via themilkywhiteway)
thingisyoudontfuckingknowme: doctor who the fuck even knows anymore
elcollins: Do you ever just meet someone and like suddenly you don’t understand how you lived without being their friend? Like, they just get you and they think you are cool and you think they are cool and you laugh at each others jokes and they don’t pressure you into being someone you don’t want to be. It’s pretty great.
Each time I’m asked to tell about myself, I find myself starting the same way:...– Kelsey Danielle, “I Was Told to Write and About Me and This is What Happened” (via ignify)
aristo-kitty: fuckyesquidditch: theybuiltastauteofus: I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football. I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football. See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about. Don’t have that problem with quidditch. This basically explains every issue I had with my sports class this semester.
shherlockk: oh no I mumble to myself as I feel a strange sensation washing over me I ship it
rosetylerandten: “He needs you. That’s very me.”
When one burns one’s bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.– Dylan Thomas
How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.
This isn’t the real me? This isn’t my real body? BUT I’VE BEEN DIETING!– Donna Noble
I said never apologize for how you feel. No one can control how they feel. The...– Iain S. Thomas, Intentional Dissonance (via pale-afternoon)