aseaofquotes:

Kelly Oxford, Everything Is Perfect When You’re a Liar

aseaofquotes:

Kelly Oxford, Everything Is Perfect When You’re a Liar

aseaofquotes:

Gabrielle Zevin, The Storied Life of A. J. Fikry

aseaofquotes:

Gabrielle Zevin, The Storied Life of A. J. Fikry

Step into this experience with goosebumps in your heartbeat.
Buddy Wakefield, Prologue 
cacnea:

my new life motto tbh

cacnea:

my new life motto tbh

ibuprofairy:

if u think im cute, youre right

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

narputo:

geeksquadgangbang:

Sarah Silverman is visited by Jesus Christ

This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever

owlturdcomix:

Freedom’s all you got.

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eileenthequeen:

So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.

electric-daisy-forest:

alessandraseda:

tomoveonistogr0w:

jecoart:

Beer quidditch

I wanna play this so badly haha

OMG need

Yesssss

electric-daisy-forest:

alessandraseda:

tomoveonistogr0w:

jecoart:

Beer quidditch

I wanna play this so badly haha

OMG need

Yesssss

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

hobotrashsebastian:

True Alpha Scott McCall